DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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