You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
the condom got lost in my hair
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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