That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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