i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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