I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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