I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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