The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
COCAINE IS GR8
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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