Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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