so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF