scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So. Much. Porn.
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