hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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