butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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