You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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