I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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