You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
