Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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go home
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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