fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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