Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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