Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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