I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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