sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.