careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.