Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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