so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
