What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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