I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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