hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Do vagina's smell?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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