yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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