I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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