i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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