is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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