thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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