I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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