Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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