He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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