I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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