No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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