I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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