It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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