don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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