You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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