Soap is not a condiment
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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