so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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