you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
