So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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