so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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