While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?