Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?