Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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