at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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