How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I had to cum in my sink.
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