Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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