I wannas sexs uuuuu
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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