Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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