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Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
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You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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