giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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